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Song about Trump's manhood

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Noam A Osband
Noam A OsbandMar 08, 2016 | 11:15

Song about Trump's manhood

One Word Difference (Or: A Musings on Trump's Manhood)

[Lyrics]

  • You say you have a big d*ck
  • I say you are a big d*ck
  • Just a one word difference tween' the two I think
  • But in the that word's a whole large world of meaning
  • From talking 'bout your pen*s to your inner being
  • I care less about the size of your member
  • Then the I do about the size of your racist agenda
  • Mostly I'm just still amazed
  • You cracked a c*ck joke up on stage
  •  
  • If Trump had a big d*ck
  • And it could talk and think
  • It's be such an
  • obnoxious prick
  • A pushy talking pen*s with a bad combover
  • Trying hard to f*ck you
  • Or to f*ck you over
  • I don't find the thought of either one appealing
  • Getting ripped off or looking at the ceiling
  • At a gold plated mirror
  • Facing down on donald's rear
  •  
  • You say you have a big d*ck
  • I say you are a big d*ck
  • Just a one word difference 'tween the two I think
  • What you said in the debate was rather crass
  • I bet some boy watched for his civics class
  • And wrote a paper 3 pages long
  • Saying to be prez talking about your shlong
  • His teacher's gonna tell him he's all wrong
  • And he'll sadly board the bus
  • All because he wrote about your putz
  •  
  • If Trump had a big d*ck,
  • He would try to lick it
  • If he could put bling on
  • He would trick it
  • Out of the bounds of decency
  • F*ck off you Putin wanna-be
  • When did the political become the genital
  • It's still the primaries, not even the general
  •  
  • You say you have a big d*ck
  • I say you are a big d*ck
  • I hope the people don't pick this prick
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