Neil Nitin Mukesh's engagement was all Twitter needed to bring back the jokes
When will these jokes end?
Bollywood actor and the grandson of legendary singer Mukesh got engaged to Rukmini Sahay, the daughter of a close family friend. The ceremony took place on October 11, at a Juhu hotel in Mumbai and was attended only by relatives and close friends. But once the news got out, the social media could not contain itself anyone. They weren't ecstatic about his engagement though. They just got an opportunity to rehash all the old Neil Nitin Mukesh jokes.
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The jokes started back in 2013. The sheer number of jokes turned it into a Twitter trend and soon, Neil Nitin Mukesh became a household joke format. And while the man is not too joke-worthy himslef, his "triple name" manages to incite the worst of lame jokes. And thnaks to his engagement, we have them again, though they now come with an added layer of matrimony.
This worrisome inference
This is the horrifying sex ratio in India Where Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged to one girl.
— देशी Leonidas (@khurafatijaat) October 13, 2016
Of course, a Triple Talaq joke had to be made
Neil Nitin Mukesh's wife will be first hindu to give "Triple Talaq".
— Silly Point (@FarziCricketer) October 13, 2016
Aaaand the Draupadi jokes
Neil Nitin Mukesh's fiancee is just two names short of being Draupadi.
— Ray Stings (@Purba_Ray) October 13, 2016
Neil Nitin Mukesh is two guys short of marrying Draupadi.
— amrtsh (@floydimus) June 25, 2013
'Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged.'Panchali: Bitch please!
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) October 13, 2016
At least they’ll never get bored
After getting married to Rukmini Sahay, Neil Nitin Mukesh will finally be able to play Ludo and Carrom with all 4 sides occupied.
— Gब्बR (@imAbhishek_J) October 13, 2016
Rukmini Sahay is marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh. Surely her favourite game is Teen Pati
— Aakash (@PUNchayati) October 13, 2016
Umm
Rukmini Sahay marrying Neil Nitin Mukesh is the closest any Indian girl can get to a foursome.
— Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor) October 13, 2016
Well, why not?
After getting married, Neil Nitin Mukesh will go to Papua New Guinea for Honeymoon.
— Silly Point (@FarziCricketer) October 13, 2016
This horrible pun
Neil Nitin Mukesh got engaged. He liked a girl, so he bought a diamond ring, and Kneel Nitin Mukesh.(thanks guys, this is my magnum opus)
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 13, 2016
Fair enough
Neil Nitin Mukesh didn't get engaged to Sarah Jessica Parker is the reason why I have trust issues.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) October 13, 2016
Neil Nitin Mukesh is getting ready to tie 3 knots.
— f******s (@Livewire7teen) October 13, 2016
Neil Nitin Mukesh is getting married to a Mumbai based girl called Rukmini. Waiting for the announcement of 2 more girls.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) October 13, 2016
Neil Nitin Mukesh ki shaadi maiAgnee ke 21 faire honge.
— Madhunjay (@MadhunjaySingh) October 13, 2016
This small consolation
Best thing about being Neil Nitin Mukesh's wife is that there's no surname for you to adopt.
— Abhishek Madan (@abhishekmadan) October 13, 2016