Dream big. Get white, girl

Join me in this exciting journey to change my life.

 |  1-minute read |   05-02-2016
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Ever since Garnier Skin Naturals sent these White Complete Double Action face washes to our office, me and my goils @suhani84 and @moeenah have been *thrilled* by the magical possibility, that I, darky dark dark, may possibly have the opportunity to turn a pristine glowing incandescent *white*. Oh ma, could this be? Nooh! For real? Oooh!

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So I’m taking this lemon extracted white clay home today to document the change to not just my skin, but my entire face, my personality, nay, even my life! Who knows, since it claims to make me whiter in a single wash, I could possibly have ensnared a man by tomorrow morning, gotten a raise, fortified my intenstines with wheat bran, thereby saving me from cancer, and found harmony with my new yoga teacher.

I could, even, possibly, land a film role with a producer who presigns me with a Mercedes S class as a I stand nonchalantly leaning against the bus stop sighing into the distance. Who knows, I might even be able to add up my spare change after I exit a shopping binge, *even as* I swing my discount bags. Wouldn’t you want to know? Wouldn’t you just be so enthralled to read my daily documentation of this? Oh  please please please dream clay, change my life.

Tune in for Day 1 of #WhiteClayDay tomorrow!

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Gayatri Jayaraman Gayatri Jayaraman @gayatri__j

Mumbai-based writer, reporter, editor. Currently writing two books.

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