What were the guests at Virat-Anushka wedding doing? A Twitter user takes hilarious guesses
Thanks to Bollywood’s fixation with them, overtly-extravagant north Indian weddings have become the archetype of what weddings in India can and “are supposed to” look like. Despite overexposure to Hindi cinema, there are a few telltale things that are certain to be in place in every north Indian wedding. Twitter user @moronhumor, using photos of Indian cricketers in a thread, went behind the scenes and managed to fill in the void in our hearts and imaginations about what the Virat Kohli-Anushka Sharma wedding looked like.
From disgruntled relatives, to random guests, to overenthusiastic friends to people just drunk on alcohol and happiness, here’s what the #Virushka wedding looked like. Probably.
The relatives
Naraaz Phupha #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/gSKMHoEFan
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Zimedaar Bada Bhai #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/IQLgY6Ax3A
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ko zabardasti DJ par couple Dance karane wala Jija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/0nnK0W5JuT
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ka Canede wala NRI cousin #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/tWR44udfll
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Naagin Dance karne wala, Punjab se aaya Bua ka Beta #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/Lbyy3wRPwn
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Ladki walon se Jutte Bachane wali Dulhe ki Behne #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/NHciAIwoE0
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Baat Baat par naraaz hone wala Dulhe ka chota Jija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/UJrH23pZZS
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
“Shaadi ka Card nahi diya” wale naraaz rishtedaar #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/i27yWo5pa4
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ki Sehrabandi karte ghar ke bade #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/Imqg2rvaep
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Varmaala ke baad apni shaadi ke mazedaar kisse sunane wale, 2 Peg laga chuke Mausa Ji #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/IgLrdzVg5x
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Shaadi ke mandap par hi “Ab Jaldi se Bacha karlo” bolne wali Dulhe ki Bua #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/Mptg4VbwJD
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Ladki walon ko Jooton ki payment karne wale Dulhe ke NRI Bhaiya #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/o6zADshYli
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Jija Ji ka welcome karte Dulhe ke Saale. (Sang bade Bhaiya) #ViratkiBaraat pic.twitter.com/kqQ3IowWNM
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
“Jija Ji ek selfie to banti hai” bol bol kar tang karne wale saale saaliyan #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/gvimVAG5j2
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
“Mele Chachu ti Shaadi mein Jalul Jalul aana” wala dulhe ka bhatija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/9PgdX6JqAm
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
The friends
Car-o-Bar wala dost #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/5lpXNas8mI
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ko zabardasti DJ par couple Dance karane wala Jija #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/0nnK0W5JuT
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Khaana kha kar, gift de kar jaldi nikal jaane wala shareef dost #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/r2Z7P4lCXp
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
DJ par tamasha karne wale Bhabhi ke Dost #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/spx5DmuJZ1
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ke office wale Just Married friends #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/FTQXQfcp0R
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ke College wale Still Bachelor friends #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/UxNpd8UDow
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ka “No Non-Veg, No Drinks, No Smoking wala, No Dancing” wala sharmeela friend #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/9i001FCeVP
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
And the other guests
Milni wale kambal ke liye wait karte Ladke wale #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/DQOAfnIwzB
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Jinka Dil toot gaya Lagaan wali Elizabeth Memsaab #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/8bMmWi1Bpf
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Obligatory Wish karne aaya Dulhe ka naraaz padosi #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/Zcwh7MAFY5
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
South se aaya Dulhe ka woh friend jisko North ke Rituals samjhane padte hain #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/mtXopy2Df6
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 11, 2017
Dulhe ke on-site se specially aaye colleagues, Jo Indian attire mein cuteness license le kar Saaliyon se flirt karenge #ViratKiBaraat pic.twitter.com/jL9r4lZoWq
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) December 12, 2017
Suffice it to say if this was what their wedding looked like, it sure was a blast.