Eight reasons we can't wait for Kim Kardashian to come to India

• There was once a buxom girl who made a sex tape
• Her mom found it and instead of going apes
• She put it online
• Made a pretty dime
• And now they are all on a reality show.

That didn't rhyme? Well she's not a real celebrity so it's only fair. She's made a career out of being unreal in fact. So it's only logical she's coming into the Bigg Boss house this season. We're all for it because,

1) You can never have too many foreign chicks with ambiguous ethnic looks who will eventually enter Bollywood and claim to be from Kashmir.

2) We can't wait to see her get down and dirty... for the Swachh Bharat movement! (Get your mind out of your internet cache).

3) Sunny Leone could really do with a friend.

4) Kim could contribute to our silicon sector providing employment to the aesthetic technicians. Make in India!

5) With the rampant poverty in our country, we could really do with that ample booty.

6) Our many many rebellious groups without a cause need be jolted out of their outrageous passiveness that has lasted a week almost. They were last at work nobly demanding Aamir Khan be jailed for promoting homosexuality on his show.)

7) Parachute hair oil needs a new ambassador.

8) Finally, there will be someone who can understand Salman Khan's Mumbai to Manhattan accent!

* Why eight and not ten reasons? Go figure! (Tilt the number if you still don't get it!)