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[Hilarious] Trump supporters answers are funnier than Donald's hair

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DailyBiteJul 28, 2016 | 13:42

[Hilarious] Trump supporters answers are funnier than Donald's hair

Noam Osband is a "nosy anthropologist" doing a series of street interviews with some kickass pictures of the American life.

He can descend on a gas station, a train station, the Tuesday market, and even the Republican National Convention in Cleveland that happened well last week.

Osband's fish bowl questions at the Republican convention had the palaeontologist's eye for the political oomph.

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But the very premise was something many of the Republicans would find difficult to accept - that human beings - the Homo sapiens - descended from well, umm, apes!

This is what Osband said:

"Political conventions are all about primal instincts. Against the backdrop of a big stage, our nominees cajole us into love, wild enthusiasm, and in the case of Trump this year, fear and anger. It seemed like the Republican Convention would be a perfect place to better learn about homo sapiens attitudes toward politics, so I went to Cleveland last week with a fishbowl full of questions and a burning desire to talk to strangers."

We are the top primates and so is Donald Trump, the Republican nominee, who flap of hair has been often compared to a full-fledged ecosystem in itself, with virtual creatures, including a few Pokémons and Pikachus surreptitiously located on it. Remember the bald eagle, anyone?

But Osband poses toughest of the tough questions to the Republican supporters.

 

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Political conventions are all about primal instincts. 

Sample these:

Which Homo sapiens would you trust with your daughter: Donald Trump or Barack Obama?

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If the mommies and daddies with top hats and weird guitar getups said Trump, the girls (were they secret Democrats? were they spies? were they actually Russians?!) said something noteworthy:

"I wouldn't even trust the meanest girls of my school to be with Trump."

Ouch!

What about polygamy and primates in the political scene in America?

As far as Trump is concerned, he's no douchebag, you know! He may be polygamous, okay serially monogamous (but have you checked with Putin yet?), but boy, "he's no rapist like Clinton".

Good god, that hurts! Those words, actual words from the RNC! Something like political potassium cyanide out to block out all your senses.

Oh but why should we give it all away?

Watch the video and thank Noam Osband for his nosy anthropology, primates.

Last updated: July 28, 2016 | 13:42
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