New York values [or: Fu*k you Ted Cruz] Ted Cruz hates New York’ valueswhich makes things weird for mecause it means i found an issuewhere trump and i agree New York valuesFu*k you Ted CruzWhy do you think living in New York is simply living in the wrongIm gonna change your conservative mind up with this silly little song You're right we are quite liberal butNew York's a real big placeOne where conservatives can comeand still feel real great Have you ever been upstatewhere Bills fans fall down drunkWhere the white folks proudly cling onTo their god and guns More folks from New York have diedFor the red white and blueMore than any other stateTexas includ-ded Yes, New York brave fightersMake a good impressionCause they never foughtFor slavery or secession New York's home of WallstreetWho gave your campaign loansDon’t bite the hand that feeds youOr leave it undisclosed We've got Ellis IslandStatue of LibertyWhere your preferred type of immigrantentered the country You might New York City isa godless, faithless denOne that's full of sodomites,one that's full of sin But just cause you're right don't meanWe aint also gotLots of lovers of Jesusand the biblical lot Ever take the subwayat a real late hourWhen someone gets up loudly preaching,hootering and hollers Reading from the Bibleand the holy versesAnd maybe mutteringThe most foul of curses They could be preachingin any of the world tonguesOr maybe it's a made up languagespoken just by one They just keep on preaching after you think they're done! They follow you to the next trainYou want to just get home And even once you manageto get off the trainJehova's Witnesses are therehand you readings Dirty subway paperwith the word of GodYou finally get to readingwaiting for the R I don’t agree with the missionariesBut I got respect Cause it’s cold at nightAnd most people rejectTheir generous offer ofEternal salvation And that’s an amazing offerFor a dirty subway station Yes the Lord dwells In New YorkSo why you gotta mess with usTed Cruz CHORUS if you dont think there arefamous republicans from this stateThen you're knowledge of historyreally aint that great The home of Gulliani,Home of Al D'AmatoAnd William F Buckleywith his weird patrciain brogue And one of those big facesOn Mt Rushmore's sideOriginallyIn New York did reside Yes Teddy Roosevelt,blue blood from this placeHe's show off hunted animalsat lavish new york feasts William H SewardHis folly bought AlaskaLook at the conservativeSymbols that he bought ya’ He brought oil, bald eaglesand the IditarodAnd Sara Palin who in fairnessyou're not fond of now Governor Nelson Rockefellercame from this placecreating crazy drug lawsCruz would keep in place Before he met his demisewith a smile on his faceEnjoying the warmth ofHis mistresses’ embrace