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Rat’s eye view of Modi's London visit

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THE CYNIC
THE CYNICNov 13, 2015 | 14:54

Rat’s eye view of Modi's London visit

  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
  • I've been to London to visit the Queen.
  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
  • I ferreted good money, out of her lair.
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  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
  • I've been to England where I could be seen.
  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
  • I visited Westminster, all fair and square.
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  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
  • I've been to UK to prove I am not really mean.
  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
  • I so denied intolerance, I laid my heart bare.
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  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
  • I've been to England to add to my sheen
  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
  • I waxed Madam Tussauds to make it here.
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  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
  • I've been to Wembley on November 13.
  • Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you do there?
  • I spoke of great things that only I do dare
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Last updated: November 22, 2015 | 13:43
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