The latest flagship scheme in the economic reforms bouquet is 'Pakode Banao, Desh Bachao'.
It’s country’s first Aadhaar miracle.
Citizens will be required to remove footwear before entering potholes and impromptu swimming pools.
Loving your country is all about entertainment, entertainment, entertainment!
The economic aka 'aukaat' pyramid has been flattened and even inverted. But Jai Hind!
Don't forget, people in real life are far less funny and good-looking than their social network avatars.
For both liberals and bhakts, including gau rakshaks.