The ever-so-hyperactive Ranveer Singh has a penchant for sporting weird attires. As if the man’s personality wasn’t louder than Arnab Goswami in an echo chamber, mixed with an EDM gig for deaf people, yet his clothes somehow manage to have a decibel higher than him.
Recently, Ranveer Singh was spotted leaving Shahid Kapoor's birthday bash wearing a strange cream coloured onesie-hoodie thing (what is this godforsaken fashion?) And while the man has been spotted wearing equally ridiculous things, this one managed to capture the social media’s imagination in ways one would have never thought possible.
It began with comparing the man with sperm. Yes, sperm.
When you zoom into your sperm using a microscope. pic.twitter.com/dA7AnoX1Uu
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) February 20, 2017
[David Attenborough voice]And here we see a sperm whale, far from its natural habitat, answering a mating call cuz her parents aren't home pic.twitter.com/UCZSvCahev
— alt-rtsh (@floydimus) February 20, 2017
Comparing his clothes with condoms has a lot of implications, but at least it enhances his credibility as a brand ambassador for Durex.
Ranveer - I am hornyDeepika - Ok. Let's do it. But wear protection, ok?Ranveer - Say no more pic.twitter.com/0eLY7oFquZ
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 20, 2017
"Baby, please wear protection."Ranveer: ???? pic.twitter.com/eZHMw0UYbT
— Eku. (@SnoozeMode_) February 20, 2017
Ranveer Singh cosplaying as a condomed nunnu pic.twitter.com/PURT4VE9iB
— ഡാഡി ഗിരിജ (@YouDontKnowWho_) February 20, 2017
Of course, it’s really difficult to unsee what his outfit really is, once someone points out just how much it looks like a burkini.
Hijab is truly liberating ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/Epkrc5Ocva
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) February 20, 2017
He’s the TellyTubby that got kicked out.
Wanna feel old? This is what the alien from Teletubbies looks like now. pic.twitter.com/HtgaW0AfZ0
— alt-rtsh (@floydimus) February 20, 2017
And then there are all the other things he looks like.
Nice! It's about time the Phantom cigarettes pack got a makeover. pic.twitter.com/ZkUXosPcrq
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) February 20, 2017
Funeral after party dress code. pic.twitter.com/ZfMqHdNLd3
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) February 20, 2017
Top Gear revealed the new Stig. pic.twitter.com/WS2Im1OfsH
— k (@krazyfrog) February 20, 2017
But what others think doesn’t matter. Because Ranveer Singh is one cool cat and his clothes approve of him.
Ranveer Singh fans be like. pic.twitter.com/AKyXCYMndM
— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) February 20, 2017