Rs 2,000 strikes gold, thanks to Modi

Forget Bollywood blockbusters, every billion dollar club in the country got owned by Modi sarkar today. By banning Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes, he has raided the black money galaxy like a stormtrooper, and we are not complaining.

The BJP has played the achhe din rap on loop since it came to power in May 2014, just as a generation of young Indians once played "I am a Barbie Girl, in my Barbie World", so it finally does look less and less like a jumla sarkar.

To its credit, the government has paid a rare tribute to India's prolific scientific community by putting the Mangalyan or India's Mars Orbiter Mission on the face of the soon-to-be-released Rs 2,000 note. This one's for the win, Modi sarkar. 

Rs500 Crore Blockbuster pic.twitter.com/N4rAhbaHjB

— All India Bakchod (@AllIndiaBakchod) November 8, 2016

T 2435 - the new 2000 rs note is PINK in colour ... the PINK effect ..!!

— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) November 8, 2016

Even after the Rs 2000 note was leaked, the info on Rs 500-1000 wasn't leaked. Full marks for that. 4 hs given to convert after shops closed

— Kamlesh Singh (@kamleshksingh) November 8, 2016

IF RBI is introducing Rs.2000 note, two things:Sign of inflation, that economy is shot.Govt cares two hoots about curbing black money.

— vadakkus (@vadakkus) November 6, 2016

Modi played the TRUMP card Poori India HILLARY hai #blackmoney #rs500 #rs 1000 #pmooffice

— Abhishek Kapoor (@Abhishekapoor) November 8, 2016

This is not an attack on cash transactionsCash will come back in form of Rs 500 & Rs 2000 new notes#BlackMoney hoarders are hit brutally

— Rishi Bagree (@rishibagree) November 8, 2016