Today is Civil War day and I can't control myself.
1. Captain America
Civil War is easily the biggest comic book movie since The Dark Knight in terms of hype and expectation and the entire world emotionally died when Tony Stark says, "So was I…" to Captain America referencing Bucky as his friend while punching Stark in the face. Everyone whose seen the movie has loved it and I cannot wait.
How to best prep for Civil War?
I give you the Civil War drinking game.
Drink like gangbangers today my friends, because tomorrow we might not have Cap or Tony to choose from.
WTF rating: Team Tony forever
2. Kittens are the best
Do you want to see incredible firemen save kittens from a blaze?
Yes.
WTF rating: My heart and everyone else's too.
3. Beyonce's lemonade is inspirational
People are feeling many things about Beyonce's new hit "Lemonade" but we mortals struggle to articulate our thoughts sometimes.
Not with this stud though, who captures all of our feelings in just 10 seconds.
WTF rating: Five lemon emojis.
4. Sakshi Maharaj ki jai
It doesn't really get more candid than this, ehh?
BJP MP and the world's oddest quote machine Sakshi Maharaj is in trouble again.
This time for forcing a girl to unbutton her jeans in public to show him her "injuries".
WTF rating: GTFO, man