#ItsNotADateIf trends on Twitter. And it'll bring a smile on your face

#ItsNotADateIf he takes you to watch a Sajid Khan movie. That’s not a date that’s a subtle divorce conversation.

— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf the bill arrives and he rushes to the washroom at the same time.

— SapanVerma(@sapanv) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf she’s on her phone swiping right while you’re telling her how beautiful she is.

— SapanVerma(@sapanv) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf After 20 mins of sitting together he tells you "Madam meter se 20 rs extra lagega"

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf If he asks you politely, "Madam "End trip" kar du" @thetrulymadly

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf she quoth the raven, "Nevermore." pic.twitter.com/vnd6CFXxTu

— Penguin Books India (@PenguinIndia) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf She doesn't sneeze just over your cold coffee turning it to cold coffee with ice cream

— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf its a grape pic.twitter.com/VFXeSsvLh2

— ??????????????? (@NobelNerd) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf on your way back, the only thing you can't stop thinking of is the bill.

— This guy, zabardasti (@AskThePankazzzz) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf you are staring deep into her beautiful eyes...from right outside her window.

— Queen Twatwaffle (@SinCityChiGirl) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf your respective parents are watching over from the next table to see if you'll agree to an arranged marriage.

— Rashi Kakkar (@rashi_kakkar) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf I can't bang your mom too

— Bmore Finest (@yellowboy1226) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf it involves two men, because we are a country of only straight people.

— VivekTejuja(@vivekisms) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf you bought your social media with to the party pic.twitter.com/vVCVVgro9W

— Rihanna Wilding (@RihannaWilding) May 22, 2015

#ItsNotADateIf he calls u a dude and high-fives you at the end of night

— SID.. (@notfunnysid) May 22, 2015