[Brilliant] Rakhi Sawant's solution for suicide: Ban all ceiling fans!

First as tragedy, then as farce. Amid all the grimness surrounding Pratyusha Banerjee's suicide, we now have reality TV star Rakhi Sawant giving her two cents on how to curb suicides. It is, wait for it, a blanket ban on ceiling fans! And, she has asked Prime Minister Narendra Modi to act on this appeal in a press conference!

I want all ceiling fans need to removed from all houses, this is what people use to commit suicide: Rakhi Sawant pic.twitter.com/PzGVaRQfWg

— ANI (@ANI_news) April 5, 2016

In all seriousness, Rakhi seems to believe that getting rid of those three or four-bladed gadgets from our leaky ceilings would do the job. You know, cut the shrink's earnings by half, or to zero!

Is there a limit to rakhi Sawant's banality? Or, is this a peculiar strand of black comedy that we fail to understand?

WATCH: Rakhi Sawant demands ceiling fans be banned in all houses, says this is what people use to commit suicidehttps://t.co/fxYPLouh5I

— ANI (@ANI_news) April 5, 2016

Never mind, here's Twitter having a sneaky time at Rakhi's shot at tackling thanatos, the urge to self-destruct. 

BREAKING: Rakhi Sawant Confirms Her Statement Against Fan Was Just Because SRK Didn't Offer Her A Role In Movie FAN. ;)

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) April 5, 2016

Why can't media just ignore the likes of Rakhi Sawant and Dolly Bindra?

— ruchi kokcha (@ruchikokcha) April 5, 2016

Have they arrested the ceiling fan yet In the #Pratyusha case?? I kid you not. Rakhi Sawant is Sui Generis . https://t.co/j77MJ1aax6

— Smita Sharma (@Smita_Sharma) April 5, 2016

Rakhi sawant hs some simple solutions for all the complicated problems of life.

— one tip one hand (@OneTipOneHand_) April 5, 2016

i hope, that in my lifetime, i don't see Rakhi Sawant becoming a Member of Parliament. #notSexist #NotElitist

— Harini Calamur (@calamur) April 5, 2016

It won't be surprising if one day Indian journalists ask Rakhi Sawant about her views on quantum mechanics

— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) April 5, 2016