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10 FEB 2023

Elon Musk Explains Why You Need
Twitter Blue 

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What does Elon Musk think of Twitter Blue?

Stay with us as we get the Twitter Boss to talk about his pet project...

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Davos

Subscribe to Twitter Blue! 

"Pay JUST $8 or Rs 650/month if you use Twitter on web.

"Pay $11 or Rs 900/month for android or iOS."

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SEAMLESS INTEGRATION?

"Don't ask me questions about seamless web and phone integration of subscription, I DON'T KNOW!"

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I LOVE BOOKMARKS

"Oh, you love the Bookmarks feature? Pay Rs 650 or Rs 900 to sort them into folders, because your OCD is not my concern."

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"I will share Twitter ad revenue with creators IF you subscribe to Twitter Blue."

YOU PAY ME, I PAY YOU

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ZERO ADS? PAY MORE

"Get less ads if you have Twitter Blue. Want zero ads? Simple: Pay more!"

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LISTS

"I teach you to use Twitter. Try out LISTS!" 

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"Twitter is where you will be accepted with ~comments~. I won't impose any values on you - just make you do with Trump, Tate and Ranaut." 

I DON'T IMPOSE

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"If you hate an account and trash it, congratulations, we will show you more of those because we are tracking your interactions. ALL THE TIME!" 

STAY ANGRY!

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PERIOD

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"Will investigate (AND FIRE EVERYONE ON EVERY TEAM TILL I BURN IT ALL DOWN)."

FIRE EVERYONE

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(The only character in this story is fictional and has only moderate to many similarities with the actual
Mr Tweet.)