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Why did Kattappa kill Baahubali? Hilarious reactions from foreigners

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Why did Kattappa kill Baahubali? Hilarious reactions from foreigners

Also read: Kattappa's guide to north Indians watching Baahubali

Dear north Indian viewers of Baahubali,

Time and again I have been plagued by particular reactions from you sitting in the countless multiplexes of India that is north of Aravalli and Vindhya, belying acute ignorance on your part. I am distressed at your popcorn-popping idiocy, your cloistered attitude to south Indian cinema (something I would attribute to the steady diet of the Khan-troika movies) and your utter befuddlement at the colossal impact of Baahubali, which has exploded the bloated gas balloon of your North Indian imagination, leaving it in shreds.   

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So, hereby, I am suggesting a few remedies. Please give it a good read.

Firstly, just because you have not heard or don't understand a language, even an invented one, does not mean it is gibberish. Just like you cannot tell apart Tamil from Telegu, or Kannada from Malayalam, some of us south of Narmada and Mahanadi, cannot distinguish between Hindi and Punjabi, Haryanvi and Gujarati. (Oh, so can't many of you!) But, usually we Dravidians tend not to laugh at what you're saying in Hindustani and its various regional inflections, because, as it happens, we are (statistically) more understanding towards the complications created by the Everest-like linguistic barriers. Read more here.

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