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If only breasts could speak, women would rule the world

Vishakha SaxenaSeptember 21, 2016 | 10:20 IST

A moment comes, in every woman's life, when she's talking to a man, being chill and everything, and she realises the man is not really talking her, but her breasts.

Okay, correction, many moments.

It's a wonderful, life-changing epiphany really.

Here's a genius product to make men take women more seriously than their breasts. (Photo credit: Video screen grab) 

I mean, why should womenfolk work hard and try being leaders, when they know they can never achieve the greatness of their breasts? In fact, if we got a paisa for every second that men stared at our blossoming bosoms, only women would feature on "world's richest" lists.

Now, if only our breasts could speak, we'd be the goddamn rulers, 'cuz we'd just have tranced-out men doing all our work for us.

So. Empowering. Don't you think?

Except we choose to ignore these magical powers, and deal with sex-starved men who don't ever hear us speak or even go through our work while they're busy rating us on our bewbs.

I guess similar thoughts were haunting Marion Cotillard, when she joined hands with Funny or Die in 2010 to come up with this genius product:

Because boobs or nothing, right men?

Also read - Why is Indian society so obsessed with breasts?

Last updated: September 21, 2016 | 10:33
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