Eight lame excuses to feel better if you missed Chris Martin's Delhi gig

1) Who the hell heads towards Hauz Khas Village on a Wednesday night anyway?

2) So what did you do when you saw Chris Martin? Look at your phone? YouTube is way better any day.

3) I saw the video, the acoustics were sounding off. Such an insult. Wouldn't bear it if I was there.

4) Did Freida Pinto sing "Jai Ho"? I'm glad I wasn't there.

5) I saw Coldplay play live last year.

6) I hear Coldplay is here to perform at someone's wedding.

7) I think I saw Bono at Janpath last week. What's the big deal?

8) Summer House is so overcrowded. It takes 15 minutes to get to the washroom. Crowd must have sucked.