[Hilarious] What books to definitely read in the Metro

Have you ever got a dirty stare from a fellow traveller for reading books with scandalous covers on the Metro? Curious, judgmental onlookers (read killjoys) love to cock a snook at anyone who is brave enough to read a Tropic of Cancer or a Delta of Venus in public. For such voyeurs-on-the-move who can't get enough of shaming bold covers and bolder titles, Playboy has come up with a classic redux of the idiom, "Never judge a book by its cover."

So go ahead and enjoy your Fifty Shades of Dirty. It covers everything you dig - Trump's incestous relationship with his daughter to places ISIS hasn't bombed yet.