Are you really prepared to get a cat?

Cats are considered quiet, independent and (apparently) low-maintenance pets, but if you are planning to get one, make sure you are prepared for some of their annoying cat-behaviours. They are moody and unpredictable. They think you are the one living in their house rent-free, so make sure you obey their command.

Know your place, hooman.

But what if...

You mean MY couch!

Or else who is going to put food in my bowl!

Sorry, my moods are just unpredictable.

Here is your reward for being quite average, hooman.

I'm sure I'll be better off out in the wild, even though I've never hunted a prey in my life.

You secretly like it, right?