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Rahul Batra

Rahul Batra

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C.A. Colouring Ms Excel sheets for a living and run a humour blog.

By Rahul Batra

Lockdown humour: Fighting a war in pyjamas

Till the lockdown ceases and the infections subside, we have no choice but to remain at home and it’s probably for the better. However, there is always a bright side to things.

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What Mark Zuckerberg's testimony revealed about maa-beta, Kapoor aunty and Facebook

It won't be long enough before parents and kids start rating each other leading to arguments.

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Padmaavat makes me wonder: Which historical figure should I burn down the theatre for?

Shah Jahan would be a strong contender, I suppose.

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Would robots let us sit and sip coffee when they take over our world?

Algorithms can't save us.

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I am a Punjabi millennial and here's what I learnt at the gym

Once you get into the fitness mode, things change indeed.

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Why it takes average-looking guys 2 years and an MBA degree to get 200 'likes' on Facebook

Life lessons I learnt in B-school.

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Is it Santa Claus or I-T officer? Demonetisation has changed my life

I hope Paytm will give cash back on bribes paid.

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GST Bill will rob us of all the fun

Government expects us to make an honest living now.

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How to fly the Indian airline, Maharaja style

No freebies, but it's almost a complimentary picnic on board.

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What a middle class guy told his friend in government about the Budget

The trauma is usually accompanied by slur words aimed at ministers and their posterity.

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Is my beef festival more tolerable than your pork festival?

By all means, consume what you want to, but in the confines of your house.

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Pssst... Hindus, I know a way to save our religion

[Satire] Feel free to vent outrage. The more, the merrier.

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#NetNeutrality: Open letter to Indian telecom operators

Please bear in mind that net neutrality isn't a favour you are doing the masses - it's our right!

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Open letter to a foreigner on Indian dining etiquette

If you are eating a rice based meal pour some curry over it and eat it with your bare hands even if you have to swallow your pride with it.

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This story is not as torturous as board exams. Study hard, be a topper

Good luck to everyone for their results.

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You will not believe what selfies are doing to us

People have gone from taking a few conventional pictures to 40-60 selfies within minutes.

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Open letter to Obama's dog, world's most important pet

Bo, do you like to stick your neck out of the window and make passing remarks to the rest of your doggie clan like 'I own this country bitches'.

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Three face palms from the Indian Science Congress that will change a scientist's life

My heartfelt sympathies lie with all the other scientists who attended the event, seeking some thought-provoking discussions and analyses.

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Your Horror-scopes for 2015

See what the crystal ball has to say about your new year.

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Waving 2014 a kick and a goodbye

The year gone by, in social life, film and other news.

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10 commandments of chartered accountants

If you're a proud CA, you probably want to scribble these on a notepad and have them on your bedside table.

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