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&lt;p id=&quot;p_1&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Redefine the words hit-and-run&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;kick-movie-poster_072015092848.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201507/kick-movie-poster_072015092848.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;kick-movie-poster_072015092848.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_2&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Help those less fortunate than you&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;salman2_072015092954.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201507/salman2_072015092954.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;salman2_072015092954.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_3&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Don't do things that get you too much media attention&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;salman3_072015093007.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201507/salman3_072015093007.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;salman3_072015093007.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_4&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Do your bit for the environment&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;salman4_072015093021.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201507/salman4_072015093021.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;salman4_072015093021.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_5&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Inspire people on social media&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&quot;twitter-tweet&quot; lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_6&quot; dir=&quot;ltr&quot; lang=&quot;en&quot;&gt;Yest n day b4 kuch socha nahi na ? Good .&lt;/p&gt;&amp;mdash; Salman Khan (@BeingSalmanKhan) &lt;a  rel='nofollow' href=&quot;https://twitter.com/BeingSalmanKhan/status/483899092301783040&quot;&gt;July 1, 2014&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p id=&quot;p_7&quot;&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Tell your haters to go fly a kite&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table width=&quot;100%&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img title=&quot;salman6_072015093031.jpg&quot; src=&quot;https://akm-img-a-in.tosshub.com/sites/dailyo//story/embed/201507/salman6_072015093031.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;salman6_072015093031.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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Full disclosure: The writer is an erstwhile Bhai fan.

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