Sex in India is not as simple as it is elsewhere. Social constructs, taboos, religion, archaic beliefs and even laws make it harder for people to enjoy something as simple as sex. But that doesn’t and hasn’t stopped anyone. Yes, sex is cool. But it would seem that netizens, both here and outside India, live in a post-sex age. For them sex is cool, but there are things that are way cooler.
It started with some wholesome romantic feelings
sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back
— blossom (@heavenbrat) November 27, 2017
sex is cool and all but have u ever tried reading an angsty romance and getting to the part where they finally kiss after like 30 chapters
— ???????????????????? (@hugvvarts) November 20, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever held hands with your crush for so long that you two don't even care that your palms sweating? That shit is therapeutic
— Josué (@hoesuueee) November 20, 2017
yeah sex is cool but have you ever listened to someone you love talk about something they're super passionate about and see their eyes start slowly to sparkle as they get excited abouT it and youR heart grows like ten times bigger
— Aysia (@AysiaKiana) November 28, 2017
yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a conversation with someone who makes good eye contact throughout, shows genuine interest in what you have to say and makes your introverted ass feel like talking non stop
— william shookspeare (@dracomallfoys) November 25, 2017
Yeah having sex is cool but have you ever had someone care about your mental health?
— Sex Freaks ???? (@CraziestSex) November 27, 2017
But soon people realised there are more visceral pleasures cooler than sex
yeah sex is cool but have you ever stepped on a crunchy leaf
— chris melberger (@chrismelberger) November 28, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever closed 15 tabs after finishing a project
— daddy (@lifeofdaddy) November 29, 2017
sex is cool and all but have u ever tried drinking water @ 3 am
— lulkey (@keybladexxx) November 15, 2017
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching you. That shit is pure gold
— thiccc viccc (@victoriasnooks) November 19, 2017
sex and all is cool but have you ever completely removed the sticker from your tupperware in one go?
— Surbhi Bagga (@SmallTalkPolice) December 5, 2017
And then things started taking a dark, dark turn
yeah sex is cool but have you ever ignored all your responsibilities and gone to bed?
— alexia (@lexiberube) December 5, 2017
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever tried accomplishing all your tasks without cramming or procrastinating and still getting enough sleep
— Justine Danielle (@perksofjustine) November 28, 2017
yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever tried crippling social anxiety???
— RobertIDK (@RobertIDK) November 23, 2017
I know sex is cool and all but have you tried deluding yourself by tweeting how you think sex is cool and all but something else is better
— who’s who (@nakaamrade) December 5, 2017
But Indians were on a different level altogether
Sex and all is cool but shadi se pehle kuch nahi ????
— Aniisha (@abnormal_bachii) December 5, 2017
Deepika: Chalo sex kare.Ranveer: Sex and all is cool but have you seen my new skirt.
— JetLee aka Vasooli Bhai (@Vishj05) December 3, 2017
Sex is cool and all but have you linked your aadhaar card to your bank account yet?
— RJT (@Extranaut) December 5, 2017
Sex and all is cool, but not in our culture.
— FlyingSam (@Naa_Cheese) December 5, 2017
Sex and all is cool but have you ever tried Amritsari kulche cholle with mirchi aachar & all ?
— शिवम. (@Oye_Protein) December 5, 2017
Sex and all is cool, but do you have your own place to do it?
— Kejal (@gibberishwisdom) December 4, 2017
yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever opened a Lays packet and found two tazos in it?
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) December 4, 2017
yeah sex and all is cool but have you ever arranged your 10th, 12th, undergrad, post-grad marksheets, passing certificates and transcripts in order inside a file?
— shruti (@shrutithenaik) December 4, 2017