There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who think Ek Tha Tiger was a horrifically bad film and those who are wrong.
Salman Khan's Ek Tha Tiger was the kind of film that made you pull your hair out, eat the said pulled out hair and then die of asphyxiation. It was a maddening (tiger) "tail" of Salman Khan trying to play a character different from himself and Katrina trying to seem serious.
It was a joke of a movie which didn't even live up to its main highlight: an item song for which people had to wait till the end of the movie for.
Now Katrina's career is in smelly gym-infused doldrums, but no worries, Bhai will save everyone... Well except black bucks, people sleeping on pavements and his driver.
Bhai be like..
In short, in Tiger Zinda Hai, we"ll be getting more of this:
Editor's note: The author means the following.
So what does our world struggling with poverty, sexism, climate change, terrorism, etc need?
Well Yashraj Films thinks it's a sequel to the sadistic clown car of sadness that was Ek Tha Tiger, which ended on the premise of Salman and Katrina getting away from India's and Pakistan's secret agencies and living happily ever after.
The new film is, very thoughtfully (lol) titled Tiger Zinda Hai. (Is it titled better than Salman's upcoming Tubelight?)
He was "zinda" at the end of the previous movie! We all know he was "zzzzzzzzzinda"! Why the actual f*** do you have to make a movie which says he is "Zzzzzzzzzzzzinda"?!
Is this to reaffirm that the black buck (RIP) which Salman didn't kill (LMAO) is still alive and well?
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Is it to remind us of the dumpster fire ending of the first movie?
Is it a referendum on Tiger Shroff's dead career?
Rumours are saying he's going to play a 70-year-old dude in the film.
DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE? ISN'T HE LIKE 55 ALREADY?! WILL THE 70-YEAR-OLD HAVE MUSCLES?!!
We aren't the only ones who're confused, BTW. Social media is too.
Here's what they think:
Salman Khan's coming in a movie named Tiger Zinda Hai. Guess it's a sequel to Black Buck Mar Gaya.— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) September 13, 2016