I will eventually find my own way. Everyone does.
Game of Drones! I haven’t watched a single Game of Thrones show and I have certainly not missed out!
I tried to figure out the GoT craze. I only figured out the craze itself, over a thoroughly mediocre and unreal show, was crazy!
I have Walked miles as Johnnie. I have gathered the wisdom of Old Monks. I am an Absolut delight! How can I be bad?
While the jury is out over whether the recent detergent ad showing Holi promotes community enmity or amity, it sure is telling kids playing Holi with balloons is fine. No. It’s not.
People take ‘Bura na mano, Holi hai’ way too seriously. And that's my problem with the festival. If I want to be offended at getting groped or troubled, I bloody well will!
The wet shirts. The bhaang. The lascivious dancing. What? Why can't women have some fun?
If you give me a plastic tiara when I demand parity, how can I be happy?