Variety
A ballad about Tom Brady: America's new hero
Noam A OsbandSep 08, 2015 | 12:48
- Let me sing you a ballad
- 'bout Boston’s Tom Brady
- Some say he cheated
- But I think that he’s
- The greatest QB and the greatest man to ever live
- He’s greater than Jesus
- Cause last I checked Christ aint got rings
- Some evil men one day
- Spread lies and deception
- To bring Brady’s reign to an end
- And suspended our hero
- More games than if
- He beat up his wife or girlfriend
- But Brady refused
- To surrender to Nazis
- He took a stand for the cause
- Cause what’s the use of living
- What’s the point of America
- If man can’t handle his own balls
- Let me sing you a ballad
- 'bout Boston’s Tom Brady
- Some say he cheated
- But I think that he’s
- The greatest QB and the greatest man to ever live
- Oh how I wish I could somehow bear Tom Brady kids
- He lawyered up
- And took them to court
- It’s the American way
- Where a judge heard both sides
- And said Goodell’s lies
- and ordered that Tom Brady play
- Batman had joker
- Clark Kent had Lex Luthor
- And Brady has his haters too
- But that’s like picking a fight
- With the US of A
- And no-one starts with the red, white and blue
- Let me sing you a ballad
- 'bout Boston’s Tom Brady
- Some say he cheated
- But I think that he’s
- The greatest QB and the greatest man to ever live.
Last updated: September 08, 2015 | 12:48
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