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Does Trump want to sleep with his daughter? Trevor Noah thinks so

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DailyODec 11, 2015 | 16:34

Does Trump want to sleep with his daughter? Trevor Noah thinks so

You know that The Donald is America's comedian-in-chief, but did you know he's also the biggest fodder for every stand-up comedian and talk show host worth his/her salt in the United States? Trevor Noah, the dishy African-American host to take on Jon Stewart's mantle in The Daily Show, has effectively 'exposed' Donald Trump's hardly hidden desire to, wait, not build the US-Mexico border wall, but, yes, hold your breath, have sex with his daughter!

What the hell? No, this isn't an elaborate imagined fantasy of the liberals 'trapping' the glorious messiah of the American neo-nazis, but a confession, actually a series of consecutive confessions, that Trump has in fact made in public which lay bare his explicit sexual desire, for, ahem, his daughter, Ivanka Trump!

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Holy cow! THAT'S Ivanka Trump. Oh poor Donald!

Trevor Noah, in a recent skit, reveals how Donald Trump, whose political ratings are shooting through the roof, even as the Republicans themselves are fast disowning the one-man-embarrassment-army, pretty much dreams about having sex with his own daughter Ivanka. In fact, Trump has been casually 'joking' during talk shows such as 'Live with Kelly and Michael' (you see the clip in Noah's skit) that sex would have been the most obvious connection between him and Ivanka, had she not been his daughter!

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Still from Trevor Noah's skit taking on The Donald on The Daily Show. Goofy! We like it! 

Noah storms into bastion Trump with this irresistible imitation: 'Thousands of people were laugher! Up on the rooftops in Jersey! I saw it! And by the way, if I wasn't married etc. etc. ...' Noah added: 'Never in my life have I been more thankful for an ellipsis!' Exactly the same sentiments, Noah!

Last updated: December 11, 2015 | 17:59
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