An Indian Matrimonial Ad can be a lot of things depending on what you are. If you are a woman, it's usually tall, thin, fair, homely and even "convented". Caste no bar (Ya, right). But a newspaper ad is no HR department, there is only so much it can tell you about the role and pay package expected of a good Indian bride. So this Call Me, Maybe parody called "Be Our Pondati (Be Our Wife)" breaks it down, with a sound rap.
Good luck with the offer, women!