UP Tourism puts up tweets in 'heavy duty' English, gets its class taken on Twitter
Uttar Pradesh Tourism's Twitter account isn't really good at promoting their state.
Guys, we might have found the most educated person in the state of Uttar Pradesh today.
A person so educated and technologically proficient that she/he is a veritable, walking, talking and tweeting Thesaurus with a human yearning for retweets in their lexically-on-steroids aortic pumps (hearts).
The trouble, however, is that not every polysyllabic synonym will work every time you right-click your way to online erudition.
Translation: stop being so goddamn stupid and start using the good old comprehensible English.
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Ummm, these are some of their other contempo (recent) tweets:
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WHY!!!!
Exactly how much effort does it take to write a sentence in English? Seriously, a grammatically correct sentence is all that we ask for.
Why can't they be normal and tweet like actual humans beings?
UP Tourism obviously deleted the tweeted (duh!) but not before they were slayed by the screenshot Armageddon community.
These people lurk in the shadows and take screenshots of every boo boo anyone makes and then make fun of it. It's kinda creepy but always FUN!
Look what happened to poor old UP Tourism:
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So, Chandler took interview of the guy who tweeted from UP Tourism's handle pic.twitter.com/70W8KmkNbe
— Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) August 11, 2016
So impressive-sounding. Makes so little sense. I strongly suspect Deepak Chopra has started writing for UP tourism. https://t.co/KtJVGIxxEJ
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 11, 2016
Client: There's this misconception that people in UP can't speak English.Agency: Say no more. pic.twitter.com/3lrPcCdk3R
— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) August 11, 2016
When you want to top GRE but end up becoming the curator of UP Tourism account. pic.twitter.com/zkSuz076Rm
— The-Lying-Lama ?? (@KyaUkhaadLega) August 11, 2016
When you have just one attempt left to clear the English backlog exam https://t.co/62qIG37DFu
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) August 11, 2016
I am not stunned. I have seizure-d the quietude. https://t.co/bGFdQNeGM5
— azz rey (@nvrknwn) August 11, 2016
@KyaUkhaadLega @uptourismgov Why did they delete it? I booked my tickets. Will have to cancel, all I wanted was sagacious astuteness.
— Viral Agrawal (@viralthinks) August 11, 2016