Seen the JCB shaadi blunder? 9 viral videos and a story to prep you for a no-mistake wedding

If you saw that viral video of the JCB crane wedding blunder, you would agree that couples need to get their lessons right before they get married. Here's a list of some of them.

 |  3-minute read |   02-12-2021
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Wisdom comes when you learn from your mistakes. But what's even wiser is to learn from the mistakes of others, especially when you are getting married. Because you don’t want the world to see you fumbling during your own wedding, right? (For example: The JCB crane at that wedding ceremony... video number 2 on this list.)

1. BEFORE THE WEDDING: MATURITY SHOULD BE MANDATORY TO GET MARRIED 

2. THE SPECIAL ENTRY

Do you really want a crane?? At your wedding??

Like, get a crane if you need it, but ek baar check and practice karlo yaar. The operator needs to remember that what he is carrying that night are a couple; two humans, that is. He cannot treat you like concrete and cement, and dump you out on your D-Day, no? Lest you break your bones. 

 

3. DURING THE WEDDING

Consent matters; whether it is to get married, or feed someone sweets pyaar se. Permission leni chahiye na?

4. JAIMALA TROUBLE

This video is perfect to showcase how you need to get everything in place BEFORE you enter the mandap. The first video has a girl slapping a random man who came up to pick her up so that she could throw her varmala on the groom. In the third video in the compilation, the bride is too shy to even look at the man, and then the light goes off in the middle of it all. Irrespective of the status of the light, the girl never sees the guy. Lol. The fourth video, we especially find this weird because a cracker bursts on the bride’s face. She was not in surprise; she was in shock. Next, the man's pants fall off. Like what on earth is this? 

5. CAKE WOES

Decide on what you will do with the cake beforehand. Remember: You customised it to eat it, and more than you, your guests are counting on it.  

6. MORE CAKE WOES

Is this a wedding cake? Oh, wait. The groom fell off the cake. No worries, at least the dog is (still) there.  

7. AND SOME MORE CAKE TROUBLE

Couples, do you really want a cake-less wedding? 

8. A WEDDING WITHOUT PHOTOS

A groom wanted a low-budget wedding and hired his dog-groomer friend as a photographer. Then on the wedding day, the sole photographer found out that the event location did not have air conditioning. As if working alone was not sad enough, he had to work without any rest, food and even water. Worst, the photographer did not even get a spot at the table. So, the photographer deleted all the pictures and walked out of the wedding. 

We would have normally shared a photo/video for this point, but well, since this guy deleted them all, sorry, no photo for this one.  

9. GET THE DOCUMENTATION RIGHT

Because it's necessary, right?

10. CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS AND PEOPLE

Else you might be in a similar situation.

Which one of these did you find the funniest? Let us know in the comments.

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Akshata Kamath Akshata Kamath @akshispublished

Akshata Kamath is a Digital Storyteller at DailyO. She loves to simplify Finance, Business, Healing and History.

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