Abhishek Sikhwal

The problem with the Indian right wing is that they neither know how to pace things nor do they understand subtlety.

Much like how PM cannot separate religion from governance, the book cannot separate religion from education.

If you’re a farmer or small trader who doesn’t have accounts in Panama then you deserve to perish.

One wonders what a bhakt will pray for in this temple. GST reduction? Exile of Rohingyas?

The damage is already done.

I want our celebrities to think for a moment about the insecurities and prejudices they might be unleashing on the unsuspecting masses.

What can our Circle of Elite Intellectuals who Dislike Chetan Bhagat and Hinduism and India do to counter this?

A country that doesn’t even respect its own citizens can never respect foreigners.

The truth is still out there - just not in fake news.

Shefali Vaidya’s piece, which set out to show that liberals can be misogynist too, failed miserably because it bypasses the extent of Hindutva’s own misogyny.

You probably thought Americans will be more accepting of Hindus than they are of Muslims but the average Trump supporter can't tell the two apart.

The British were good, Hitler was best and the Wright brothers copied the design for their airplane from Lord Rama’s Pushpaka Vimana.

Extremes are claiming every public platform in their clamour for attention.

There are many ways to show one’s respect for the motherland. Don’t pat your back for taking the most convenient one.

Nationalists should stop pretending that they give a damn about jawans because they clearly don’t.

Who amongst us hasn't sexually assaulted someone at a party? How else is one supposed to bring in a new year?

I’m going to have 11 more sons to start my own cricket/football team

Our celebrities are being trained by rabble-rousers to keep in line. In order to have their career, they have to let go of their principles.

By refusing to acknowledge the crisis faced by India's poorest and calling it a mere 'inconvenience', they are showing their true colours.

We need to make more babies because Muslims are taking over our country.

You are, literally, the Maharaja Mac of literature.

'One Indian Girl' is a dildo of a book by one nincompoop writer.

There is a thin line between politically incorrect jokes and blatant racism and great comedians walk this line all the time without crossing it.

Life's not going to get any better.

The producers are not aiming to present an accurate depiction of society; their sole aim is to get as many views as possible.

You need to stop evoking the Indian soldier’s sacrifice to win every debate.

What your future holds for you.

If the teaser is anything to go by, the years haven't been kind to the boys.

Try to emulate Arnab Goswami because if you don’t then you risk being accused of being on America’s or Saudi Arabia’s payroll.

Swear by it.